Jeff Paladin | |
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Real Name |
Jeff |
Aliases |
Jeff Paladin |
Affiliations |
Independent |
Alignment |
Good |
Gender |
Male |
Age |
Unknown |
Jeff Paladin, the man who has knives for hands. It is his gift, it is his curse.
It started with a thread on August 6, 2008 when a guy asked for art critique and it quickly spiraled out of control.
History[]
Jeff was a normal dude who one day wished he had a hoody and knives for hands, and so god called him a faggot and granted him his wish.
He struggles with day-to-day things, but is somehow competent at foiling villainous plots on a mundane scale. His man boobs are unexplained and somehow he is able to play the guitar, he even has a girlfriend.
Rogues[]
- Fryin Hawaiian - The polar opposite of Jeff. An "alpha" happy-go-lucky all around cool guy that everyone likes, yet he holds a grudge against Jeff for some reason and tends to plot to kill (or at least inconveniance) him through a series of petty arsons. Jeff eventually finished him off.
- Bob - A man with a sewer manhole for a belly. He's unstabbable.
- Fred Knight - The man with forks for eyes.
- Eyegore - The invisible blind man.