| Jeff Paladin | |
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Real Name |
Jeff |
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Aliases |
Jeff Paladin |
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Affiliations |
Independent |
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Alignment |
Good |
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Gender |
Male |
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Age |
Unknown |
Jeff Paladin, the man who has knives for hands. It is his gift, it is his curse.
It started with a thread on August 6, 2008 when a guy asked for art critique and it quickly spiraled out of control.
History[]
Jeff was a normal dude who one day wished he had a hoody and knives for hands, and so god called him a faggot and granted him his wish.
He struggles with day-to-day things, but is somehow competent at foiling villainous plots on a mundane scale. His man boobs are unexplained and somehow he is able to play the guitar, he even has a girlfriend.
Rogues[]
- Fryin Hawaiian - The polar opposite of Jeff. An "alpha" happy-go-lucky all around cool guy that everyone likes, yet he holds a grudge against Jeff for some reason and tends to plot to kill (or at least inconveniance) him through a series of petty arsons. Jeff eventually finished him off.
- Bob - A man with a sewer manhole for a belly. He's unstabbable.
- Fred Knight - The man with forks for eyes.
- Eyegore - The invisible blind man.
Gallery[]
The pic that started it all
Origin
What he looks like again
On the lower left
vs Bob
Fryin Hawaiian
Fryin Hawaiian color
vs Fryin
vs Fryin again
Foiling Fryin
Being a hero for foiling Fryin
vs Fryin again 2
vs Fryin with flamethrower
Flying Fryin
Fryin's dead, bro
vs dinner
vs contacts
vs laundry
Shredding the guitar
vs Fred Knight
vs Eyegore