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Golden Girl
Goldengirl

Real Name

Audrey Page

Aliases

Golden Girl, Golden Guardian (Future)

Affiliations

Sidekick to the Silver Queen

Alignment

Good

Gender

Female

Age

Young Teenager

Created on June 28th, 2015 during a thread talking about how Stephanie Brown (Robin)'s boobs were the size of her head. An anon said they wanted to see a sidekick whose boobs were too big to do her job. From there it went into discussing classic golden age super heroes who had fallen into the public domain, and then finally arriving at the creation of a new character, Audrey Page/Golden Girl, the classic kid sidekick that puberty hit like a truck. It ended up having a second, third, and fourth threads.

She's the star of The Developing Adventures of Golden Girl.

Personality

Audrey can best be described as plucky. She has a good head on her shoulders and excels at technical tasks and research, but struggles to keep up with Sarah's banter and word play. Self-conscious is another word that aptly describes her; before puberty she was very confident in her abilities, but after her development she finds herself having doubts due to having to learn how to fight all over again and rediscover her center of gravity.

Abilities

She possesses no superhuman powers or abilities at the start of her superhero career as Golden Girl, she makes due by being:

  • A skilled acrobat and aerialist
  • Proficient in hand-to-hand combat, notably boxing
  • A novice detective (trained by Silver Queen)
  • Mechanical aptitude - can maintain vehicles and fix simple gadgets
  • Having an astonishing amount of common sense - she'll rarely fall for the same trick more than once

During her adult career as the Golden Guardian she inherits Silver Queen's Bands of Boudica and all the powers they bestow.

Biography

Early Life

Her father was famed war hero and ace pilot "Black" Jack Page. Having lost her mother at a young age, she grew up a tomboy, learning to work on engines and how to scrap with the best of the boys! But tragedy struck when her father was killed in a terrible crash during a stunt showcase at the circus. After thwarting a robbery and tailing the man, she discovered that her father's plane had been sabotaged by the local mobsters when the circus refused to pay into their protection racket. The acrobatics she learned availed her not in the scuffle and she was quickly captured.

Just when it seemed like lights out, a luminous figure crashed through the window: the heroine Silver Queen! Handily dispatching the thugs, the crime-fighter freed the young girl. Having nowhere else to go, and also having been the one who recovered Silver Queen's belongings earlier, the crime fighter took her under her wing.

The Golden Sidekick

After some initial awkwardness as the glamorous socialite/nocturnal crime fighter and the orphan circus brat got familiar with each other, Silver Queen had an inspired idea. Impressed with Audrey's fighting spirit and skills, she invited her to join in the never-ending fight to rid their city of corruption and crime! Inspired by her fathers gold medal for heroism in the war and her new mentors namesake metal, Audrey took on the name Golden Girl! Golden Girl proves invaluable with her mechanical know how and her ability to pilot their custom helicopter the Silver-Swan (name subject to change) and their modified plane: the Gold Eagle.

Audrey's life was really polishing up nicely until puberty arrived. Now, aside from all the usual self image problems, Audrey needs to relearn all her crime fighting acrobatics to compensate for her new center of gravity.

But justice is never easy and a little hormonal imbalance isn't going to stop Silver Queen and Golden Girl from bringing justice to the citizens of Platinum City!

Bullion

Bullion

Her "Discowing" phase

Moving from the "Golden Age" to the "Silver Age" Audrey has graduated from not only high school, but from being a sidekick as she adopts a new identity: Bullion! But her transition to college life doesn't go smoothly as mysterious disappearances are happening all around her, old friends vanish without even a memory left to those who they were close with.

Teaming up with Iris (who starts using the name Foresight) and Olympian, the talking fox and former sidekick of Great Glory (who has also been forgotten), they begin an investigation that may unravel the very bonds that hold their world together.

The Golden Guardian

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Big Justice

Audrey always wondered if her body would catch up with her, uh, assets, but all her hard work, training and proper diet has finally paid off! Now a full grown adult standing at an impressive six feet four inches, Audrey begins a new chapter of her life as her mentor and guardian, Silver Queen, decides it's time to retire and pass the torch.

Now empowered by the Bands of Boudica, Audrey's body, honed by a lifetime of training, is elevated to near demi-god like power! The Golden Guardian is born and a born fighter she is as she faces off against old foes who have resurfaced such as Iron Girl reforged into the Iron Assailant, now empowered by technology from her homeland. The world is changing and Audrey finds herself having to keep a brisk pace to keep up.

New Adventures

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Big hair

Now a seasoned hero, a new generation of evil doers are pushing their way to the forefront to challenge the pinnacle of peace. But the Glorious Golden Guardian is not alone in facing these new threats for she has a ward of her own now: The Brilliant Bronze Buster! As long as they have each other's backs, even the grim and gritty times the world has moved into won't be able to keep our heroes down!

In her new found mentor role, Audrey finds herself subconsciously imitating her own mentor, Silver Queen, more and more. But will the old way of thinking she was raised on be what her charge truly needs in a role model?

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