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UNION!

The Name of Facepunch's mercenary group.

HistoryEdit

Facepunch, looking to move up in the world, arrived on /co/ve and, seeing that there was opportunity to be found, quickly invited his associate Crotch Rocket to come join him. Together they formed a mercenary group, working for whoever paid them.

The group didn't actually have a name until after Arms guy joined and Facepunch discovered they could "combine" to form a "giant robot".

Face Punch is laying on the ground, beaten, Crotch Rock-it equally beaten, Arms guy is still standing, not that beaten.

Face Punch: "Damn, these heroes are tough, we'll have to use... *that*!"

Crotch Rock-it: "What? Since when have you been hot blooded?"

Arms guy: [Floating question mark above his head]

Face Punch: "Just be ready to get on Rock's shoulders, Arms."

Running and positioning

Face Punch: "NOW! UNION!"

Somehow the "transformation" sequence was so stupid and silly that it caused everyone else to pause, given them a chance to get some hits in before blasting off.

Somehow they actually are stronger like this.

And so the name Full Body Beat Down came to be.

MembersEdit

Their body part theme was coincidental.

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