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Jeff Paladin
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Real Name

Jeff

Aliases

Jeff Paladin

Affiliations

Independent

Alignment

Good

Gender

Male

Age

Unknown

Jeff Paladin, the man who has knives for hands. It is his gift, it is his curse.

It started with a thread on August 6, 2008 when a guy asked for art critique and it quickly spiraled out of control.

HistoryEdit

Jeff was a normal dude who one day wished he had a hoody and knives for hands, and so god called him a faggot and granted him his wish.

He struggles with day-to-day things, but is somehow competent at foiling villainous plots on a mundane scale. His man boobs are unexplained and somehow he is able to play the guitar, he even has a girlfriend.

RoguesEdit

  • Fryin Hawaiian - The polar opposite of Jeff. An "alpha" happy-go-lucky all around cool guy that everyone likes, yet he holds a grudge against Jeff for some reason and tends to plot to kill (or at least inconveniance) him through a series of petty arsons. Jeff eventually finished him off.
  • Bob - A man with a sewer manhole for a belly. He's unstabbable.
  • Fred Knight - The man with forks for eyes.
  • Eyegore - The invisible blind man.

GalleryEdit

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