Saudra Smitt, the Wine Elf

Real name

Saudra Smitt


The Wine Elf









Introduced to /co/ during February, 2013, her stories lay on the satire with how weird and perverse the /co/verses can be.


Saudra is a wine elf, a wine elf is a species that gets their nutrition and magical powers from drinking wine. She uses wine magic, a special kind of magic that is a mix of water and fire magic, kind of like acid, except it is weaker.

She has always dreamed of being a singer and sometimes sings with her guitar.

A southerner with a can-do attitude despite being out of shape, chubby, and not being the most attractive person in the world, but she doesn't let that bother her and keeps on marching forward.

She quests with her sister to find Neptune's bar after her own stock of alcohol ran out some 200 years after the apocalypse. Now she must travel across the wasteland before she dies of sobriety. Along the way they meet various characters from the /co/ setting and get in fights with them, or traveling with them.

Her comic ran for 31 pages.

Supporting CharactersEdit

  • Sarah - Saudra's sister who she usually crashes with when she has no where else to hang out at or gets kicked out of a bar. She's half succubus, but can only use her demon magic when someone invokes her fetish.
  • The Skeletons - Sarah's familiars, they play cards, do funny background things, standard skeleton stuff. They don't talk much, they're shy.
  • The Sun - Either smiles with indifferent approval or frowns in disgust.
  • Neptune - God of the seas, owns a bar in California and hates elves. Gets the crap beaten out of him and marries Saundra, they are said to have had 5 kids.